When FLSquirrel beats me in the GSL, it will be only game 1 of the Finals, however I will then come back with an all kill and crush him 4-1. The entire population of squirrels will mourn, but all the Mountain Dew will rejoic! And I, Governor Dew of
There was a JCPman who swallowed a spider that wiggled and tickled all up inside him. He swallowed the spider to get to the fly...Perhaps He'll die. >.>
Lincoln was a career Vampire Slayer, and in the process of slaying said creatures he was forced to run for president, where he signed the emancipation proclamation freeing a few of the slaves.